What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:05

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd